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Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:20:29 GMT

I finally lived up to that resolution. It took two years, but I made a 3.0 in the Spring. Now I'm off to make money.

Add me on facebook or myspace you xangaites, that's the only place you'll catch me.

Yup

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 06:28:15 GMT

I love margaritas and dancing. I'm also the master of Draw One, Vegas Solitaire with a cumulative score. Bring it.

Two finals left, then metal. \M/

Then I have to sell my body on the streets because my family's Santa-day gifts cost me my soul, and I don't work anymore this week (edit: read: this month).

Anyone else here an avid reader of Esquire? If you aren't you should be (women included). It's better than that shit - Cosmo.

Destined to a life of mediocrity

Tue, 05 Dec 2006 21:08:30 GMT

I have managed to do absolutely nothing today. I'm not quite sure why. I've just felt tired. I have a logic paper which needs to be written now and yet I only have about 5 paragraphs down. I have an oral exam in Spanish tomorrow which I will fail but I'm not even bothering to put in the effort to make an attempt at it. After writing this I'll probably go to sleep and see if I feel motivated to doing all of this work. Later I'll squander my money on a movie which I might watch a total of five times. I did practice my bass and clean my room, so I guess you could say I've done something. Here's my preemptive New Year's Resolution: I resolve to turn over a new leaf and become the student that I know I am. Does anyone want to help me hold myself to this?

Also, I am now taking applications for a personal back scratcher. The job is non-paying, but you will get the satisfaction of knowing that I'm enjoying all of your efforts. Small talk will not be tolerated, but you can enjoy rousing conversations on art, music, philosophy, and me. Predominantly I'll talk about myself with the chance of a few forrays into other topics.

I think I just need caffeine, but for some reason I don't want to develop that kind of dependence.

Hot damn

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 13:11:08 GMT

I never update. I'm going to do my best to fix that situation. There was once a day when I wrote on this thing everyday. Of course, I was also an asshole; not that being an asshole is a bad thing.

I feel great.

Fri, 13 Oct 2006 06:39:08 GMT

I'm reading Atlas Shrugged, again, instead of doing my homework. I also found this curriculum requirement page from Harvard and it made me laugh so I'm posting it. Hopefully it will make you feel good too.

First take note that you can major in Orgasmic and Evolutionary Biology. The kids at collegehumor.com thought this was hilarious. I think it's great that you're exempt from Moral Reasoning if your field of study is Religion.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:06:06 GMT

Swim Sam, Swim Sam, Swim Sam
Show them you're some swimmer
Swim like a snow-white swan, Sam
You know how the snow-white swan swam,
Six sharp shivering sharks
Are gonna snap your limb
But a swim well-swum is a well-swum swim
So Swim Sam, Swim Sam, Swim!

War, Famine, Death, Pestilence, Intolerance, Ignorance, et al.

Thu, 24 Aug 2006 14:42:34 GMT

The problems of the world await us and this is the most we come up with:

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2006-08/24/content_5003641.htm

Pluto is no longer a planet. Way to go. Score one for scientists. Now how about that cure for cancer or alternative to finite fuels.

This motherfucker isn't one of us, he said he'd fuck a sheep.

Sat, 19 Aug 2006 05:54:29 GMT

Answer to dragan's post. Hate on me all you want, it's 2AM and I feel like typing something.

is intercousre with an alien life form considered beastiality? even if they are considered an intelligent species? i guess technically yes because they are not human, but then what about all these Star Trek and Star Wars relationships? One most common fantasy of Trekkies or Star Wars Geeks is to make it with an alien, and what about Lord of the Rings??? is fucking a dwarf or elf or hobbitt inter-species erotica???

bestiality
1 : the condition or status of a lower animal
2 : display or gratification of bestial traits or impulses
3 : sexual relations between a human being and a lower animal

It's not until you ivoke the 3rd definition that sexual relations are even considered. If an alien species that would be considered humanoid (similar human traits but of a different species, and often of an equal or greater intelligence) had sexual relations with a human, it wouldn't be bestiality; unless you define lower in other terms i.e. social class/status.

Besides, those of us in the industry prefer to call it interspecies erotica.

If I was more awake I would further go into depth. As it is, I don't need to increase my geekery, and I'm tired.

New Place

Sat, 19 Aug 2006 05:45:19 GMT

I moved in. It needs work, but it's nice. Maybe I'll post pictures. Maybe I'll ignore you.

Show, bitch.

Mon, 31 Jul 2006 06:51:04 GMT

1. Promote it.
2. Come to it.

Here's the link to the image:
<img src="http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f365/weaselsuavez/flyer2.jpg">

The bands we're playing with are very pop oriented. Definitely a show to bring the kids and dance at. Take a listen to them.